1 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:07,266 - ALSO, WE'RE GONNA NEED A PROMAX CONCEALABLE. 2 00:00:07,260 --> 00:00:08,660 ULTRALIGHT GOLDFLEX. - MM . 3 00:00:08,855 --> 00:00:09,620 - AND WHAT'S THAT? 4 00:00:09,618 --> 00:00:11,484 - UH, KEVLAR VEST. IT'S THIN ENOUGH TO GO 5 00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:13,046 UNDER YOUR DRESS SHIRT. 6 00:00:13,042 --> 00:00:15,041 - NOW, YOU WANT THE OPTIONAL AUTO SHELL CARRIER WITH 7 00:00:15,035 --> 00:00:16,067 RIFLE PLATE POCKETS? 8 00:00:16,065 --> 00:00:17,664 - ROGER THAT. - RIFLE PLATES? 9 00:00:17,660 --> 00:00:18,459 - WE NEED YOU TO REMOVE YOUR SHIRT, SIR, 10 00:00:18,458 --> 00:00:19,857 SO I CAN MEASURE FROM YOUR STERNAL NOTCH 11 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:22,119 DOWN TO YOUR BELLY BUTTON . 12 00:00:22,113 --> 00:00:23,712 - LOSE THE JACKET, SIR. 13 00:00:23,708 --> 00:00:25,040 - NOW, YOU WANT THE FULL BACK PLATE 14 00:00:25,037 --> 00:00:26,669 WITH KIDNEY WINGS FOR BLOOD TRAUMA PROTECTION ? 15 00:00:26,665 --> 00:00:28,831 - WHAT? - YEAH. 16 00:00:28,825 --> 00:00:30,557 WITH SPIKE 1-RATED STAB RESISTANT INSERTS. 17 00:00:30,553 --> 00:00:31,652 - HM, GOT IT. 18 00:00:31,649 --> 00:00:33,015 - NO WORRIES, SIR. 19 00:00:33,012 --> 00:00:36,578 NOBODY GETS STABBED IN AFGHANISTAN. BESIDES, ANY ASSAILANT WILL 20 00:00:36,568 --> 00:00:38,201 HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME FIRST. 21 00:00:38,228 --> 00:00:42,528 - YEAH , I-I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT ANYTHING. I, UH... 22 00:00:46,935 --> 00:00:50,868 - YOU'RE PAYIN' FOR THAT, RIGHT? 23 00:01:22,987 --> 00:01:26,220 - WOW, BOTH LINDSEY AND MITCH ARE DOWN IN THEIR PRIMARIES. 24 00:01:26,211 --> 00:01:27,310 IT'S A BITCH OF A YEAR TO RUN. 25 00:01:27,308 --> 00:01:28,640 I DON'T ENVY YOU GUYS . 26 00:01:28,637 --> 00:01:31,303 - AND WE APPRECIATE YOUR PITY, ANDREW. 27 00:01:31,295 --> 00:01:33,494 - I MEAN, IF ANY OF YOU LOSE, WE ALL SUFFER, OF COURSE. 28 00:01:33,488 --> 00:01:36,721 BUT I'LL MANAGE. I'M A SURVIVOR. 29 00:01:37,775 --> 00:01:41,807 HUNTING AND GATHERING. WELL, MOSTLY GATHERING. 30 00:01:41,795 --> 00:01:44,227 I HAD STUFF ON HOLD. - WOW. 31 00:01:44,220 --> 00:01:45,519 I WASN'T AWARE YOU ALREADY HAD A KEY. 32 00:01:45,516 --> 00:01:47,449 - IT'S TRUE. 33 00:01:47,444 --> 00:01:49,576 OUR RELATIONSHIP'S A LITTLE AHEAD OF SCHEDULE. 34 00:01:49,571 --> 00:01:51,571 THANK YOU FOR NOTICING, LOUIS. 35 00:01:53,226 --> 00:01:55,691 HOW MUCH FUN IS THIS PLAYING HOUSE? 36 00:01:55,684 --> 00:01:57,883 - OH, ADRIANA, I DON'T THINK SHOPPING AT SAKS 37 00:01:57,877 --> 00:01:59,576 IS PLAYING HOUSE. 38 00:01:59,572 --> 00:02:01,005 I THINK BRINGING BACK THE PAPER TOWELS 39 00:02:01,002 --> 00:02:03,268 YOU WENT OUT TO GET IS PLAYING HOUSE. 40 00:02:03,460 --> 00:02:05,326 - THEY DON'T CARRY PAPER TOWELS AT SAKS. 41 00:02:05,321 --> 00:02:06,487 I CHECKED. - REALLY? 42 00:02:06,484 --> 00:02:08,849 - YEAH . - YOU BETTER GET OUT OF HERE 43 00:02:08,843 --> 00:02:10,310 BEFORE YOU GET IT. - WHAT? 44 00:02:10,505 --> 00:02:11,604 YOU DON'T THINK I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF?? 45 00:02:11,601 --> 00:02:13,401 - OH, I DON'T THINK SO. 46 00:02:17,217 --> 00:02:19,650 - WOULD YOU MIND? THIS IS THE KITCHEN. 47 00:02:19,643 --> 00:02:21,642 SORRY, LOUIS. 48 00:02:21,637 --> 00:02:23,469 OH, MY GOD, WHAT IS THAT FOR? 49 00:02:23,464 --> 00:02:26,497 - HE'S GOING TO AFGHANISTAN . - REALLY? 50 00:02:26,687 --> 00:02:27,886 BUT WHY? 51 00:02:27,883 --> 00:02:29,482 - CONGRESSIONAL DELEGATION. 52 00:02:29,478 --> 00:02:32,311 - WOW. AMAZING. 53 00:02:32,303 --> 00:02:35,635 AMAZING. YOU ARE SO BRAVE, LOUIS. ARE YOU GOING? YOU SHOULD GO. 54 00:02:35,626 --> 00:02:38,226 - ME? WHAT THE HELL FOR? I'M NOT RUNNING THIS YEAR. 55 00:02:38,450 --> 00:02:39,549 - THIS COULD BE YOUR LAST CHANCE 56 00:02:39,546 --> 00:02:41,412 TO BE SEEN WITH THE TROOPS IN THE FIELD. 57 00:02:41,407 --> 00:02:42,640 IF OBAMA REALLY BRINGS THEM HOME, 58 00:02:42,836 --> 00:02:43,635 THIS WAR COULD BE OVER BY THE TIME 59 00:02:43,633 --> 00:02:45,232 THAT YOU RUN FOR PRESIDENT. 60 00:02:45,228 --> 00:02:46,894 - PRESIDENT? - OH . 61 00:02:46,890 --> 00:02:48,189 NOW, I'M RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT? 62 00:02:48,186 --> 00:02:50,652 YOU KNOW YOU ARE. 63 00:02:50,645 --> 00:02:52,544 THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS YOU ARE. 64 00:02:52,539 --> 00:02:55,304 SERIOUSLY, YOU SHOULD GO. 65 00:02:55,297 --> 00:02:58,597 RAND PAUL WOULDN'T, AND YOU CAN USE THE CONTRAST. 66 00:03:09,751 --> 00:03:12,484 - HEY, ROSIE. - WHAT THE HELL, LOUIS? 67 00:03:12,477 --> 00:03:13,842 YOU ARE GOIN' TO AFGHANISTAN? 68 00:03:13,838 --> 00:03:15,504 - I KNOW. IT'S NOT ME. 69 00:03:15,500 --> 00:03:17,232 - REALLY NOT YOU, DARLIN'. 70 00:03:17,228 --> 00:03:19,162 VERY MCCAIN, BUT NOT YOU. 71 00:03:19,388 --> 00:03:22,087 - I'M BEING PRIMARIED, ROSE, BY A BUFFALO RANCHER 72 00:03:22,079 --> 00:03:24,511 WHO'S LEGALLY KILLED TWO PEOPLE. 73 00:03:24,505 --> 00:03:25,804 - MEN. - COM E ON IN. 74 00:03:25,801 --> 00:03:28,568 YOU WANT SOME COFFEE? - ALWAYS. 75 00:03:30,652 --> 00:03:32,351 OH, MORNING, ANDY. 76 00:03:32,347 --> 00:03:35,013 MISSED YOU AT THE HEARING YESTERDAY. 77 00:03:35,006 --> 00:03:37,938 WHY ARE YOU HERE? - I LIVE HERE NOW, ROSALYN. 78 00:03:37,929 --> 00:03:39,628 - OH, GOD, YOU'VE BEEN RETURNED TO THE WILD. 79 00:03:39,624 --> 00:03:41,556 - BE NICE. I'M STILL HEALING. 80 00:03:41,551 --> 00:03:44,085 WHY ARE YOU HERE? - WE SHARE A WALL. 81 00:03:44,242 --> 00:03:44,975 THAT ONE. 82 00:03:44,974 --> 00:03:46,506 I WORK ON HISTORIC BILLS 83 00:03:46,502 --> 00:03:50,301 FOUR FEET AWAY FROM YOUR CLOWN-ASS TV. 84 00:03:50,290 --> 00:03:51,622 - THAT'S AN AWESOME THOUGHT. 85 00:03:51,619 --> 00:03:55,786 WAIT, ARE THEY HISTORIC IF THEY DON'T PASS?? 86 00:03:55,873 --> 00:03:58,939 - SO HELP ME UNDERSTAND, LOUIS: 87 00:03:58,930 --> 00:04:01,929 TO BEAT BUFFALO BOB, YOU'RE FLYING TO A WAR ZONE. 88 00:04:01,921 --> 00:04:04,420 - WELL, IT SOUNDS IDIOTIC WHEN YOU SAY IT. 89 00:04:04,413 --> 00:04:05,778 THE TRIP'S THE RNC'S IDEA 90 00:04:05,775 --> 00:04:07,941 TO SAY NO TO OBAMA'S CUT AND RUN. 91 00:04:07,935 --> 00:04:10,634 - YOUR SIDE'S SO MESSED UP NOW, HONEY. 92 00:04:10,626 --> 00:04:12,492 LINCOLN WOULD PUKE. 93 00:04:12,488 --> 00:04:13,654 LISTEN, YOU WANT ME TO WATER YOUR GARDEN 94 00:04:13,816 --> 00:04:14,682 WHEN YOU'RE GONE? 95 00:04:14,681 --> 00:04:16,213 YOU ALMOST LOST THE HYDRANGEAS 96 00:04:16,209 --> 00:04:17,342 WHEN YOU WENT TO DAVOS. 97 00:04:17,572 --> 00:04:19,671 - THAT WOULD BE GREAT, ROSIE. 98 00:04:19,665 --> 00:04:21,464 - WHO WANTS A FASHION SHOW? 99 00:04:21,459 --> 00:04:23,024 - ME. 100 00:04:23,020 --> 00:04:26,553 WE ALL DO. 101 00:04:26,543 --> 00:04:28,742 - WELL, I'LL LET YOU GET BACK 102 00:04:28,736 --> 00:04:32,301 TO WHATEVER. 103 00:04:32,291 --> 00:04:35,290 - IT'S A PARTY. MM-HMM. 104 00:04:35,282 --> 00:04:36,849 BYE. 105 00:04:37,176 --> 00:04:39,109 - AND CANCEL MY LUNCH WITH COM MITTEE COUNCIL. 106 00:04:39,104 --> 00:04:41,269 I'VE GOT A 1.00 AT SOLAR PLANET. 107 00:04:41,263 --> 00:04:42,662 RIGHT, THANKS, BYE. 108 00:04:42,658 --> 00:04:44,224 - SOLAR PLANET? 109 00:04:44,221 --> 00:04:46,120 THE TANNING SALON? - SHH. 110 00:04:46,115 --> 00:04:48,981 - WHAT? - THE DRIVER. 111 00:04:48,973 --> 00:04:51,972 THEY ALL TWEET NOW. 112 00:04:51,963 --> 00:04:53,628 - WHY THE HELL ARE YOU GOIN' TO A TANNING SALON? 113 00:04:53,624 --> 00:04:55,223 WE'RE ABOUT TO LEAVE FOR AFGHANISTAN . 114 00:04:55,219 --> 00:04:57,218 - I KNOW, AND I DON'T WANNA SHOW UP 115 00:04:57,213 --> 00:04:59,112 LOOKING SO... SO WESTERN. 116 00:04:59,107 --> 00:05:00,973 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 117 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:03,468 - THEY'RE A DUSKY-SKINNED PEOPLE. 118 00:05:03,493 --> 00:05:07,592 THE TAN SHOWS RESPECT. 119 00:05:07,580 --> 00:05:08,679 - THAT'S INSANE. 120 00:05:08,677 --> 00:05:10,344 - I'VE BEEN A MISSIONARY, GIL. 121 00:05:10,571 --> 00:05:12,970 I KNOW SOM ETHING ABOUT CULTURAL SENSITIVITY. 122 00:05:12,963 --> 00:05:14,062 - HUH . 123 00:05:14,060 --> 00:05:16,193 WHERE EXACTLY DID THE CHURCH SEND YOU? 124 00:05:16,187 --> 00:05:17,286 - ICELAND. 125 00:05:17,283 --> 00:05:20,048 - HOME OF THE WHITEST PEOPLE ON EARTH. 126 00:05:20,041 --> 00:05:22,174 - THEY HAVE THEIR OWN ISSUES. 127 00:05:22,168 --> 00:05:23,733 CAN WE PLEASE CHANGE THE SUBJECT 128 00:05:23,729 --> 00:05:25,195 BEFORE YOU-KNOW-WHO OVERHEARS SOMETHING 129 00:05:25,192 --> 00:05:28,224 THAT COULD BE TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT? 130 00:05:28,215 --> 00:05:30,148 HOW ABOUT THOSE WIZARDS? 131 00:05:30,143 --> 00:05:32,375 - THEY'VE BEEN ELIMINATED. 132 00:05:32,369 --> 00:05:34,268 - THAT'S WHAT I MEANT. 133 00:05:34,263 --> 00:05:35,862 QUITE A SURPRISE. 134 00:05:35,858 --> 00:05:38,591 - IT WAS A MONTH AGO. 135 00:05:43,401 --> 00:05:45,000 OKAY. 136 00:05:44,996 --> 00:05:47,796 SO THE BAD NEWS IS WE'RE TECHNICALLY VIOLATING 137 00:05:47,953 --> 00:05:50,119 THE LAW BY ENGAGING IN POLITICAL ACTIVITY 138 00:05:50,113 --> 00:05:51,479 IN A GOVERNMENT OFFICE, 139 00:05:51,476 --> 00:05:55,075 BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS WE'RE ONLY DOING IT FOR 30 SECONDS. 140 00:05:55,064 --> 00:05:59,764 THE BUY ON THIS IS TWO WEEKS IN THE SUBURBAN MARKETS. 141 00:06:03,205 --> 00:06:05,904 - HE WAS READY ON DAY 1, 142 00:06:05,896 --> 00:06:08,862 READY ON DAY 179 143 00:06:08,854 --> 00:06:11,853 AND DAY 2,478. 144 00:06:11,845 --> 00:06:15,244 FOR 17 YEARS, HE'S BEEN READY 145 00:06:15,234 --> 00:06:17,633 EVERY DAY TO HELP PEOPLE, 146 00:06:17,626 --> 00:06:20,193 PEOPLE WHO ARE READY TO HELP THEMSELVES 147 00:06:20,517 --> 00:06:22,049 TO TURN THEIR LIVES AROUND, 148 00:06:22,045 --> 00:06:24,444 PEOPLE WHO DON'T MAKE EXCUSES, 149 00:06:24,438 --> 00:06:28,171 WHO DIG DEEP, LIKE ROBERT BETTENCOURT HIMSELF, 150 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:30,225 WHO HAD A VISION FOR HIMSELF 151 00:06:30,220 --> 00:06:32,186 AND FOR PENNSYLVANIA, 152 00:06:32,181 --> 00:06:34,613 AND HAS BEEN GETTING IT DONE EVER SINCE. 153 00:06:34,606 --> 00:06:38,172 ROBERT BETTENCOURT: ACCEPTING RESPONSIBILITY 154 00:06:38,162 --> 00:06:39,862 WITH NO EXCUSES. 155 00:06:40,023 --> 00:06:41,456 - MY NAME IS ROBERT BETTENCOURT, 156 00:06:41,484 --> 00:06:43,284 AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE. 157 00:06:44,940 --> 00:06:47,507 I GUESS MAYBE ''APPROVE'' IS A LITTLE STRONG. 158 00:06:49,127 --> 00:06:52,926 ALL RIGHT. BACK TO WORK. 159 00:06:52,915 --> 00:06:54,281 - AMAZING. WHAT DOES HE GET? 160 00:06:54,278 --> 00:06:56,943 LIKE A FINDER'S FEE? 161 00:06:56,936 --> 00:06:59,369 - OKAY, OKAY, WHAT'S SO FUNNY? 162 00:06:59,362 --> 00:07:02,461 - NOTHING, SENATOR. 163 00:07:02,452 --> 00:07:03,917 JUST GIRL TALK. - JUST GIRL TALK. 164 00:07:03,914 --> 00:07:05,280 - NO, COME ON. 165 00:07:05,276 --> 00:07:07,808 TELL ME. 166 00:07:07,801 --> 00:07:11,767 - SENATOR BETTENCOURT HAS STRUCK AGAIN. 167 00:07:11,756 --> 00:07:13,422 - WHAT? HE TRIED TO SET YOU UP WITH SOMEONE? 168 00:07:13,418 --> 00:07:15,750 - AARON STINSON. - AARON. 169 00:07:15,743 --> 00:07:17,010 ROBERT'S L.A. 170 00:07:17,172 --> 00:07:19,171 OKAY, OKAY, I CAN SEE IT. 171 00:07:19,166 --> 00:07:21,832 - HE'S ALREADY ASKED TAMMY OUT FOR DRINKS. 172 00:07:21,824 --> 00:07:23,390 - WELL, I'M NOT SURPRISED. 173 00:07:23,386 --> 00:07:24,852 YOUR BLOUSES ARE SO TIGHT, 174 00:07:24,981 --> 00:07:26,313 THEY COULD PUT SOMEONE'S EYE OUT. 175 00:07:26,310 --> 00:07:28,209 - WHAT? 176 00:07:28,204 --> 00:07:30,203 - THE BUTTONS. GET IT? 177 00:07:30,198 --> 00:07:32,998 IF THEY POP... 178 00:07:33,919 --> 00:07:35,352 OH, NEVER MIND, IT'S ONE OF THOSE STUPID 179 00:07:35,349 --> 00:07:37,248 MACHO JOKES I MAKE ALL THE TIME. 180 00:07:37,243 --> 00:07:40,208 I'M INCORRIGIBLE. 181 00:07:40,199 --> 00:07:41,465 SPREAD THE WORD. 182 00:07:41,462 --> 00:07:43,428 ANY M ESSAGES? 183 00:07:43,423 --> 00:07:46,923 I'LL JUST LEAVE THOSE THERE. 184 00:07:51,730 --> 00:07:53,396 YOU UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT 185 00:07:53,392 --> 00:07:55,324 OF A SENATE HIDEAWAY, DON'T YOU, KATHERINE? 186 00:07:55,319 --> 00:07:57,218 - HOW ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO GET ANYTHING IN FRONT OF YOU? 187 00:07:57,213 --> 00:07:59,112 YOU'RE NEVER IN THE OFFICE. 188 00:07:59,107 --> 00:08:01,239 BY THE WAY, THIS IS A LOT NICER THAN THE OFFICE. 189 00:08:01,233 --> 00:08:02,832 HOW DID YOU GET A WINDOW? 190 00:08:02,828 --> 00:08:04,761 - SWAPPED HIDEAWAYS WITH MAUER. 191 00:08:04,756 --> 00:08:05,821 HE NEVER USED HIS. 192 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:07,418 NEEDED MY VOTE FOR THE STUDENT LOAN BILL, 193 00:08:07,414 --> 00:08:08,780 WHICH STILL FAILED. 194 00:08:08,776 --> 00:08:09,842 I'D SAY I GOT THE BETTER DEAL. 195 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:12,172 - YOU SOLD YOUR VOTE FOR A REC ROOM ? 196 00:08:12,166 --> 00:08:14,265 - NO, I WAS GONNA VOTE FOR IT ANYWAY. 197 00:08:14,259 --> 00:08:16,559 FARKUS AND I BOTH AGREED TO CANCEL OUT EACH OTHER'S VOTE. 198 00:08:16,751 --> 00:08:19,650 - MAUER DIDN'T KNOW THIS? - NEVER ASKED. 199 00:08:19,642 --> 00:08:21,174 IT'S ALL 3-D CHESS, KATHERINE. 200 00:08:21,170 --> 00:08:23,669 IT'S NOT MY FAULT WHEN PEOPLE CAN'T KEEP UP. 201 00:08:23,662 --> 00:08:24,995 I NEED YOU TO COVER FOR ME 202 00:08:24,992 --> 00:08:26,591 AT THE TRANSPORTATION MARKUP TODAY. 203 00:08:26,587 --> 00:08:28,519 I'VE GOT A MEETING. - NO, YOU DON'T. 204 00:08:28,514 --> 00:08:31,280 - HER NAME'S ADRIANA. 205 00:08:31,272 --> 00:08:33,937 - ADRIANA. THIS WOULD BE YOUR LATEST. 206 00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:35,096 MY LATEST. 207 00:08:35,093 --> 00:08:36,925 WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SAY ''LATEST''? 208 00:08:36,921 --> 00:08:39,554 - IF I DON'T LEARN THE NAME, I DON'T HAVE TO FORGET IT. 209 00:08:39,546 --> 00:08:42,845 - I'M RECENTLY DIVORCED, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE. 210 00:08:42,836 --> 00:08:45,235 IT'S A SHOPING PERIOD. - SUCH A SPECIAL TIME. 211 00:08:45,228 --> 00:08:47,693 - BESIDES, SHE'S SERIOUS PEOPLE. 212 00:08:47,687 --> 00:08:51,520 ADRIANA DE PORTAGO. RING A BELL? 213 00:08:51,509 --> 00:08:53,608 - ANDY, LET ME COUNT THE WAYS 214 00:08:53,602 --> 00:08:55,301 THAT DATING THAT WOMAN COULD GO TERRIBLY WRONG. 215 00:08:55,297 --> 00:08:56,629 ONE... - KATHERINE... 216 00:08:56,626 --> 00:08:59,992 - TWO... - I LIKE HER... IN REAL TIME. 217 00:08:59,982 --> 00:09:01,814 UNLIKE MY EX, WHO HAD MEAT ''GOOD-BYE.'' 218 00:09:01,809 --> 00:09:03,141 - AT LEAST TEN, AND THAT IS 219 00:09:03,138 --> 00:09:04,804 WITHOUT EVEN CHECKING TMZ. 220 00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:06,432 - KATHERINE, I AM NOT BUBBA. 221 00:09:06,428 --> 00:09:07,694 I AM NOT RECKLESS. 222 00:09:07,691 --> 00:09:09,957 I WOULD NEVER RISK EVERYTHING THAT WE'VE WORKED FOR. 223 00:09:09,951 --> 00:09:13,716 - ANDY, YOU BLEW UP YOUR MARRIAGE A WEEK BEFORE THE LAST ELECTION 224 00:09:13,705 --> 00:09:15,071 OVER A NANNY. 225 00:09:15,068 --> 00:09:18,335 - OKAY. THAT'S ONE TIME. 226 00:09:19,155 --> 00:09:20,954 - OKAY, SO THIS IS YOU 227 00:09:20,949 --> 00:09:23,215 BEING CONVEYED TO YOUR NEXT CONFAB. 228 00:09:23,209 --> 00:09:24,841 EVERYTHING LOOKS SQUARED AWAY, 229 00:09:24,837 --> 00:09:26,436 PROPER DISTANCE BETWEEN VEHICLES, 230 00:09:26,432 --> 00:09:27,998 GUNNERS SCANNING THE PERIMETER. 231 00:09:27,994 --> 00:09:30,759 THE MOST POWERFUL ARMY ON EARTH IS ON THE MOVE. 232 00:09:30,751 --> 00:09:31,951 AND THEN, 233 00:09:33,642 --> 00:09:34,775 BOOM . 234 00:09:34,772 --> 00:09:36,704 - WHAT? WHAT JUST HAPPENED? 235 00:09:36,699 --> 00:09:38,866 - HUMVEE JUST GOT BLOWN TO SHIT, MADDIE. 236 00:09:39,025 --> 00:09:41,191 - WHAT WAS YOUR MISTAKE? HM? 237 00:09:41,185 --> 00:09:44,484 YOUR MISTAKE WAS BEING IN THAT CONVOY. 238 00:09:44,475 --> 00:09:47,774 ANY AND ALL MILITARY VEHICLES ARE IED MAGNETS, 239 00:09:47,765 --> 00:09:49,465 SO THAT'S NOT HOW WE ROLL. 240 00:09:49,559 --> 00:09:52,325 SAME THING WITH AIR TRANSPORT. 241 00:09:52,317 --> 00:09:53,916 BOOM. - WAIT A MINUTE. 242 00:09:53,912 --> 00:09:57,477 WASN'T THAT A SOVIET HELICOPTER? - IT'S A SIMULATION, SENATOR BIGGS, 243 00:09:57,467 --> 00:09:58,866 JUST TO SHOW YOU WHAT YOU'RE UP AGAINST. 244 00:09:58,863 --> 00:10:00,229 - I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS. 245 00:10:00,225 --> 00:10:02,158 NONE OF THE CONGRESSIONAL DELEGATIONS IN THE PAST 246 00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:04,585 HAD ANY SECURITY PROBLEMS WITH THE ARMY. 247 00:10:04,579 --> 00:10:05,911 THAT'S LUCK. 248 00:10:05,907 --> 00:10:06,807 - LUCK? 249 00:10:06,971 --> 00:10:09,370 - UH, BO, IF I MAY. 250 00:10:09,364 --> 00:10:12,296 MRS. BIGGS, FOR US, CODELS ARE MISSION SPECIFIC. 251 00:10:12,287 --> 00:10:15,419 WE DELIVER HIGH-VALUE PACKAGES QUICKLY AND SAFELY. 252 00:10:15,410 --> 00:10:17,776 UNLIKE THE MILITARY, IT'S ALL WE DO. 253 00:10:17,770 --> 00:10:20,436 WE'RE FEDEX TO THE ARMY'S POSTAL SERVICE. 254 00:10:20,429 --> 00:10:23,428 - MADDIE, THERE'S A REASON 255 00:10:23,419 --> 00:10:26,084 WHY HALF OF ALL AMERICANS IN AFGHANISTAN 256 00:10:26,077 --> 00:10:27,643 ARE PRIVATE CONTRACTORS, 257 00:10:27,639 --> 00:10:31,138 BECAUSE THEY GET THE JOB DONE CHEAPER AND MORE EFFICIENTLY THAN THE MILITARY. 258 00:10:31,128 --> 00:10:34,394 WELL, CARTHAGE SECURITY SYSTEMS IS THE GOLD STANDARD 259 00:10:34,385 --> 00:10:37,184 OF PRIVATE SECU RITY. 260 00:10:37,176 --> 00:10:38,808 WE COULDN'T BE IN BETTER HANDS, MADDIE. 261 00:10:38,804 --> 00:10:40,636 IN FACT, THERE HASN'T BEEN A SINGLE INCIDENT 262 00:10:40,631 --> 00:10:43,297 WHERE ONE OF OUR... 263 00:10:43,290 --> 00:10:46,989 WELL, OF COURSE, UNLESS I'M MISTAKEN, 264 00:10:46,978 --> 00:10:49,510 EVERYBODY WALKED AWAY FROM THAT ONE. 265 00:10:49,503 --> 00:10:53,002 MM, WELL, THERE'S A LEARNING CURVE. THERE'S NO QUESTION ABOUT THAT, BUT... 266 00:10:52,992 --> 00:10:56,492 - HEY, ISN'T CARTHAGE ONE OF YOUR BIGGEST CONTRIBUTORS? 267 00:10:57,013 --> 00:10:58,947 - GEE, YOU THINK? 268 00:10:59,904 --> 00:11:02,104 NO WORRIES, MADDIE. 269 00:11:02,297 --> 00:11:05,297 AIN'T NOTHIN' GONNA HAPPEN TO US . 270 00:11:09,175 --> 00:11:11,607 - YOU KNOW WHAT I REALLY HATE ABOUT THE TRIP? 271 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:16,632 I'M MISSIN' THE BOBCATS GAME. I'M MISSIN' A CLASSIC RIVALRY. 272 00:11:16,618 --> 00:11:19,751 SKYBOX, FULLY-CATERED SPREAD, 273 00:11:19,742 --> 00:11:21,975 LITTLE HOSTESS CUPCAKES RUNNIN' AROUND. 274 00:11:22,134 --> 00:11:25,066 CHRIST, I MUST BE CRAZY. 275 00:11:25,058 --> 00:11:27,358 - YOU'RE A REAL PERKS GUY, AREN'T YOU, GIL JOHN? 276 00:11:27,550 --> 00:11:29,317 - I AM A PERKS GUY, ROBERT. 277 00:11:29,477 --> 00:11:31,376 IF YOU'VE EARNED THEM, IF YOU'RE WORTHY, 278 00:11:31,371 --> 00:11:35,970 THERE'S NO SHAME TO IT. 279 00:11:35,957 --> 00:11:39,291 - PAUSE IT, WOULD YOU? I GOTTA PEE. 280 00:11:59,084 --> 00:12:02,250 - LOUIS? YOU OKAY? 281 00:12:02,241 --> 00:12:05,874 - DO YOU KNOW ANY GOOD PRAYERS? 282 00:12:07,425 --> 00:12:09,591 - WELL, YEAH. YEAH, I GUESS SO. 283 00:12:09,585 --> 00:12:13,050 THEY'RE NOT MORMON. 284 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:17,207 - MY MORMON PRAYERS HAVEN'T BEEN WORKING OUT LATELY. 285 00:12:21,181 --> 00:12:25,147 COULD YOU LEAD ME IN ONE OF YOURS? 286 00:12:25,136 --> 00:12:28,502 - YEAH, SURE, I GUESS. 287 00:12:42,315 --> 00:12:46,282 - GO AHEAD. 288 00:12:47,332 --> 00:12:49,465 OH, GOD... 289 00:12:49,459 --> 00:12:53,524 - OH, GOD. 290 00:12:53,513 --> 00:12:55,912 - OH, GOD, M-MOST... - GOD. 291 00:12:55,905 --> 00:12:58,205 OH, GOD. 292 00:12:58,431 --> 00:13:01,463 OH, GOD. OH, GOD! 293 00:13:01,454 --> 00:13:03,120 OH, GOD, OH, GOD, OH, GOD, OH , GOD, 294 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,181 OH, GOD, OH, GOD. 295 00:13:04,179 --> 00:13:06,679 OH, GOD! 296 00:13:25,379 --> 00:13:28,879 EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS SO HOT. 297 00:13:33,155 --> 00:13:35,987 - YO, I'M ANDY GUZMAN. 298 00:13:35,979 --> 00:13:37,245 GOT ANY FLORIDA BOYS HERE? 299 00:13:37,242 --> 00:13:39,175 - MIAMI, SIR. I VOTED FOR YOU. 300 00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:41,534 - THANK YOU, SOLDIER. 301 00:13:41,528 --> 00:13:46,127 - LITTLE SLAP FOR JUNIOR! ANYONE HAIL FROM NEVADA? 302 00:13:46,114 --> 00:13:48,246 FOUR CORNERS, MAYBE? 303 00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:50,173 ANY OF THE BOX STATES? 304 00:13:50,168 --> 00:13:52,667 - SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT THE DIVORCE, SENATOR GUZMAN. 305 00:13:52,660 --> 00:13:54,593 WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU LANDED ON YOUR FEET, SIR. 306 00:13:55,950 --> 00:13:58,982 - YES, I DID. YES, I DID. 307 00:13:58,973 --> 00:14:01,705 - WHO THE FUCK BRINGS A DATE TO AFGHANISTAN?? 308 00:14:01,698 --> 00:14:03,398 - THAT'S ANDY FOR YOU. 309 00:14:03,592 --> 00:14:05,926 HE TOOK TWO GIRLS TO MIKE WALLACE'S FUNERAL. 310 00:14:30,507 --> 00:14:32,773 - WHO ARE YOU WITH? - WHAT... WHAT'S THAT? 311 00:14:32,767 --> 00:14:34,699 - WHO ARE YOU WITH? WHAT NETWORK? 312 00:14:34,694 --> 00:14:37,527 - OH, NO, NO, I' M... I'M NOT MEDIA. I-I WORK FOR RNC COMMUNICATIONS. 313 00:14:37,519 --> 00:14:39,184 ANGIE. ANGIE SULLIVAN. 314 00:14:39,180 --> 00:14:42,313 - SHELBY MELLMAN. I'M WITH THE RENO POST-TRIBUNE. 315 00:14:42,304 --> 00:14:44,669 COVERING SENATOR LAFFER. - OH, YEAH? 316 00:14:44,662 --> 00:14:46,761 I'M SURPRISED YOUR PAPER CAN AFFORD TO SEND YOU. 317 00:14:46,756 --> 00:14:48,655 TH EYCAN'T, REALLY. 318 00:14:48,650 --> 00:14:50,616 BUT LAFFER'S IN A TIGHT RACE. 319 00:14:50,611 --> 00:14:54,110 HE MIGHT LOSE, WHICH'LL BE A BIG DEAL IN NEVADA. 320 00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:56,700 - WHO IS THAT GUY TALKING TO ANGIE? 321 00:14:56,891 --> 00:15:00,357 - OH , THAT'S SHELBY MELLMAN. 322 00:15:00,347 --> 00:15:02,446 HE WORKS FOR THE RENO PAPER. 323 00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:04,905 - WHY IS HE ON THIS TRIP? 324 00:15:04,899 --> 00:15:08,198 - WELL, IT'S YOUR HOMETOWN NEWSPAPER, SIR. 325 00:15:08,188 --> 00:15:10,454 YOU'RE RUNNING FOR REELECTION. 326 00:15:10,448 --> 00:15:12,181 IT'S NOT THAT STRANGE. 327 00:15:12,342 --> 00:15:14,541 - I DON'T LIKE IT. 328 00:15:14,535 --> 00:15:16,201 WHY DOES A LITTLE RAG LIKE THE POST-TRIBUNE 329 00:15:16,197 --> 00:15:19,662 SEND A REPORTER TO AFGHANISTAN? 330 00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:24,251 - TO CATCH YOU SUPPORTING OUR TROOPS, SIR. 331 00:15:24,238 --> 00:15:27,038 - NO. NO, HE'S UP TO SOMETHING. 332 00:15:27,295 --> 00:15:30,227 - JESUS, LOUIS, YOU'RE SWEATIN' LIKE A PIG. 333 00:15:30,219 --> 00:15:33,152 - WE'RE FLYING OVER A DESERT, IN CASE YOU HADN'T HEARD. 334 00:15:33,144 --> 00:15:38,376 - WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU WEARING? HAVE YOU GOT ON KEVLAR LEGGINGS? 335 00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:41,026 - THEY SHOOT AT PLANES WHILE THEY'RE LANDING, YOU KNOW. 336 00:15:41,019 --> 00:15:42,684 - YOU GOT AN ARMORED CUP TOO? 337 00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:43,713 - GIL. 338 00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:46,375 FOR GOD'S SAKE, GIL. 339 00:15:46,368 --> 00:15:48,968 WE'RE BEING TAPED. - RELAX. 340 00:15:49,326 --> 00:15:52,458 ANGIE WORKS FOR US. - YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT. 341 00:15:52,449 --> 00:15:54,548 HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF THE YOUTUBE? 342 00:15:54,542 --> 00:15:56,008 - YES. 343 00:15:56,005 --> 00:15:58,371 I TOLD YOU ABOUT IT. 344 00:15:58,364 --> 00:16:00,764 - NO WONDER YOU'RE ALREADY SEVEN POINTS DOWN. 345 00:16:01,056 --> 00:16:03,855 - SENATOR BIGGS, THE PILOT SENDS SERIOUS PROPS 346 00:16:03,847 --> 00:16:07,947 AN D WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU WAN NA FLY TH E AIRCRAFT. 347 00:16:11,224 --> 00:16:13,056 - AWESOME SHIP, HEY, COACH? 348 00:16:13,051 --> 00:16:15,550 - OUGHTA BE, SON, THESE BABIES COST 70 MILLION A POP. 349 00:16:15,543 --> 00:16:17,475 - IT'S A LOT OF PLANE. 350 00:16:17,470 --> 00:16:20,736 I CAN'T BELIEVE TWO YEARS AGO, I WAS RENTING BEACH UMBRELLAS. 351 00:16:20,727 --> 00:16:25,093 I'M LIVIN' THE DREAM, COACH. - WE BOTH ARE, SON. 352 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:26,412 I'M NOT REALLY FLYING, AM I? 353 00:16:26,409 --> 00:16:29,108 - NO, SIR, NEITHER AM I. 354 00:16:29,100 --> 00:16:31,499 AUTOPILOT. AH, BUT WE'RE ON THE APPROACH. 355 00:16:31,493 --> 00:16:33,425 I'M ABOUT TO EARN MY PAY. 356 00:16:33,420 --> 00:16:36,454 OH, QUICK FAVOR, SIR. 357 00:16:36,610 --> 00:16:38,509 ANY CHANCE I COULD SCORE AN AUTOGRAPH 358 00:16:38,504 --> 00:16:39,637 FOR MY DAD? 359 00:16:39,634 --> 00:16:41,499 HUGE TAR HEELS FAN. 360 00:16:41,494 --> 00:16:45,028 NO PROBLEM, SON. 361 00:16:49,071 --> 00:16:51,537 - AWESOME, COULD YOU MAKE IT OUT TO ''BIG DOG''? 362 00:16:51,530 --> 00:16:54,062 - BIG DOG. - I GREW UP ''LITTLE DOG .'' 363 00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:56,154 KEPT IT AS MY HANDLE AT FLIGHT SCHOOL. 364 00:16:56,148 --> 00:16:59,281 EVERYONE CALLED ME ''LITTLE DOG'' EXCEPT FOR MY FLIGHT INSTRUCTOR, 365 00:16:59,272 --> 00:17:03,537 WHO CALLED ME ''LITTLE DOUCHE.'' 366 00:17:03,525 --> 00:17:05,625 I'M GONNA GET HAVE TO GET MY CO BACK UP HERE NOW, COACH. 367 00:17:05,918 --> 00:17:07,952 AIR FORCE KIND OF INSISTS ON IT. 368 00:17:08,078 --> 00:17:10,510 - OH, SURE. THANKS FOR THE RIDE, SON. 369 00:17:10,503 --> 00:17:13,136 - OH, THIS IS SICK. 370 00:17:13,129 --> 00:17:16,229 DUDE, CHECK IT OUT! SIGNED BY COACH BIGGS HIMSELF. 371 00:17:16,518 --> 00:17:19,017 - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN. 372 00:17:19,010 --> 00:17:22,076 IT IS MY PLEASURE TO WELCOME YOU TO AFGHAN AIR SPACE. 373 00:17:22,266 --> 00:17:26,733 AT THIS TIME, I'D LIKE TO SUGGEST THAT YOU HANG ON TO YOUR BALLS. 374 00:17:35,192 --> 00:17:36,691 - HA, BOO-YAH. 375 00:17:36,688 --> 00:17:39,120 WHO'S RANK IN HERE? - A COLONEL WOZNIAK. 376 00:17:39,113 --> 00:17:42,013 COALITION SECURITY HEAD FOR THE AIRFIELD. 377 00:17:42,203 --> 00:17:44,437 - THAT WAS TERRIFYING. 378 00:17:44,662 --> 00:17:46,294 - IT'S ALL IN YOUR HEAD, BABE. 379 00:17:46,290 --> 00:17:48,223 JUST GOTTA TELL YOURSELF IT'S AN AMUSEMENT PARK RIDE. 380 00:17:48,218 --> 00:17:51,584 - DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TERROR WORKS? 381 00:17:54,698 --> 00:17:57,463 - SIR, STOP. - HELLO?? 382 00:17:57,455 --> 00:18:00,021 I'M A MEMBER OF THIS DELEGATION TOO, YOU KNOW? 383 00:18:00,014 --> 00:18:03,280 IT'S LIKE I DON'T EXIST TO THESE GUYS. 384 00:18:03,271 --> 00:18:05,337 - WELCOME TO BAGRAM, SENATORS. - WELL, THANK YOU, COLONEL. 385 00:18:05,497 --> 00:18:07,064 I HEAR WE'RE NOT LOSIN'. 386 00:18:07,291 --> 00:18:09,090 - YOUR INTEL'S PROBABLY BETTER THAN MINE, SENATOR. 387 00:18:09,086 --> 00:18:11,285 I UNDERSTAND YOU MADE YOUR OWN SECURITY ARRANGEMENTS, SIR? 388 00:18:11,279 --> 00:18:12,845 - THAT'S RIGHT. CARTHAGE SYSTEMS. 389 00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:14,606 WE WANNA HIGHLIGHT THE CONTRIBUTIONS 390 00:18:14,601 --> 00:18:16,600 THAT PRIVATE CONTRACTORS HAVE MADE 391 00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:17,894 TO THE SECURITY HERE IN AFGHANISTAN. 392 00:18:17,891 --> 00:18:21,424 - YES, SIR, AND WHAT A HECK OF A CONTRIBUTION IT IS. 393 00:18:21,414 --> 00:18:23,846 THAT'S TEAM OAKLEY OVER THERE. 394 00:18:23,839 --> 00:18:25,938 - OH, YES. 395 00:18:25,933 --> 00:18:27,232 - DEPUTY AMBASSADOR'S WAITING TO BRIEF YOU 396 00:18:27,228 --> 00:18:28,860 OVER AT BASE COMMAND. 397 00:18:28,856 --> 00:18:29,955 YOU SURE WE JUST CAN'T RUN YOU OVER BY HELO? 398 00:18:29,953 --> 00:18:31,652 ONLY TAKE A COUPLE MINUTES. 399 00:18:31,648 --> 00:18:33,514 - OH, THAT'D BE GREAT. - NO, NO, THANKS, COLONEL. 400 00:18:33,509 --> 00:18:35,375 THAT'S... WE'RE GOOD. 401 00:18:35,370 --> 00:18:37,370 - OH, I NEVER FELT HEAT LIKE THIS BEFORE. 402 00:18:37,629 --> 00:18:39,662 I GREW UP IN A SWAMP. 403 00:18:39,656 --> 00:18:40,789 - GENTLEMEN. 404 00:18:40,895 --> 00:18:42,895 WELCOME TO AFGHANISTAN. 405 00:18:42,990 --> 00:18:44,790 READY FOR A HARD ROLL? 406 00:18:44,890 --> 00:18:46,690 - A WHAT? 407 00:18:51,385 --> 00:18:54,384 - ALL CLEAR. THREE COMING THROUGH! 408 00:18:54,376 --> 00:18:56,242 - THREE FOUR, APPROACHING FOLLOW CHECKPOINT. 409 00:18:56,237 --> 00:18:58,169 - ROGER THAT, SKIP. 410 00:18:58,164 --> 00:19:00,763 - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? ALL WEAPONS RED? 411 00:19:00,756 --> 00:19:02,855 - MEANS WE'RE RACK, BACK, AND SAFETIES OFF, MA'AM. 412 00:19:02,849 --> 00:19:06,115 WE'RE READY TO HANDLE ANY THREAT LEVEL. 413 00:19:06,106 --> 00:19:07,972 - I DON'T BELIEVE THIS. 414 00:19:07,967 --> 00:19:11,099 I TURNED DOWN JAY Z'S DROP PARTY TO BE HERE. 415 00:19:11,090 --> 00:19:12,856 I THOUGHT WE WERE WINNING. - MA'AM. 416 00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:15,385 WE'RE ON ONE OF THE SAFEST ROUTES OF ANY DOWNRANGE. 417 00:19:15,543 --> 00:19:17,909 IT WON'T BE A PROBLEM. 418 00:19:20,992 --> 00:19:23,740 - APPROACHING ZONE J. VEHICLE ONE, CLEAR. 419 00:19:23,732 --> 00:19:25,650 - VEHICLE TWO IS CLEAR. 420 00:19:25,677 --> 00:19:27,277 - CAR COMIN' OUT FAST. 421 00:19:27,506 --> 00:19:29,872 FOUR, CHECK OUT PASSENGER. - ROGER THAT. 422 00:19:32,390 --> 00:19:33,589 - OH, MY GOD! 423 00:19:33,586 --> 00:19:34,851 AY, DIOS MIO. AY, DIOS MIO . 424 00:19:34,848 --> 00:19:37,481 WHAT JUST HAPPENED? OH, MY GOD! WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT HAPPENED? 425 00:19:37,474 --> 00:19:39,073 HELLO? HELLO? ARE WE BEING ATTACKED? 426 00:19:39,069 --> 00:19:41,002 WHAT WAS THAT GU N FIRE? 427 00:19:41,029 --> 00:19:43,829 - MA'AM, I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO STOP TALKING TO ME. 428 00:19:44,020 --> 00:19:46,354 - CLEAR, HE DROPPED BACK. PASSENGER WAS JUST A KID. 429 00:19:46,512 --> 00:19:48,111 - CHECK THAT, FOUR. - AY. 430 00:19:48,107 --> 00:19:50,573 - WILL YOU PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER? 431 00:19:50,566 --> 00:19:51,898 I'M SERIOUS. 432 00:19:51,895 --> 00:19:54,928 DON'T MAKE ME TURN THIS CONVOY AROUND. 433 00:19:54,919 --> 00:19:56,818 - WE ARE GREEN. WE ARE GREEN. 434 00:19:56,813 --> 00:20:00,112 ALL UNITS, STAND DOWN. 435 00:20:00,103 --> 00:20:04,203 - THERE YOU GO. 436 00:20:11,268 --> 00:20:13,101 - SENATOR. 437 00:20:13,793 --> 00:20:15,193 WELCOME TO AFGHANISTAN. 438 00:20:15,221 --> 00:20:16,621 - AMBASSADOR... - SAFE TRIP? GOOD? 439 00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:17,982 - YEAH... - GOOD, WELL, INDEED. 440 00:20:17,980 --> 00:20:21,979 - AMBASSADOR. - HOW ARE YOU? 441 00:20:21,967 --> 00:20:23,733 WELCOME. SAFE TRIP, I HOPE? 442 00:20:23,729 --> 00:20:27,394 - SO, JAKE. GREAT TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 443 00:20:27,383 --> 00:20:29,316 SECRETARY KERRY SENDS HIS BEST. 444 00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:31,343 - REALLY? - I KID YOU NOT. 445 00:20:31,338 --> 00:20:34,604 SAYS YOU GUYS ARE REALLY TEARIN' IT UP OVER HERE. 446 00:20:34,594 --> 00:20:37,559 AH, NOT HOW HE PUT IT, BUT... - WHY DON'T WE GET STARTED? 447 00:20:37,551 --> 00:20:39,150 - LISTEN, JAKE. 448 00:20:39,146 --> 00:20:41,645 WE COME A LONG WAY, AND WE'RE BEAT. 449 00:20:41,638 --> 00:20:42,871 WE'RE NOT PARTICULARLY INTERESTED 450 00:20:42,868 --> 00:20:44,200 IN ANY NUANCE TODAY. 451 00:20:44,197 --> 00:20:45,829 - SENATOR BIGGS, HOW CAN I BRIEF YOU 452 00:20:45,825 --> 00:20:47,225 WITHOUT N UANCE? 453 00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:50,653 - THE ISAF MISSION IS A COMPLEX CONFLICT 454 00:20:50,644 --> 00:20:52,809 WITH AN INCREDIBLE NUM BER OF MOVING PARTS. 455 00:20:52,803 --> 00:20:55,002 - LOOK, YOU GOT YOU R GOOD N EWS 456 00:20:54,996 --> 00:20:56,696 AND YOUR BAD NEWS IN HERE, RIGHT? 457 00:20:56,957 --> 00:20:58,689 - WELL, OF COURSE. 458 00:20:58,684 --> 00:21:01,583 - WELL, NOT TO PUT TOO FINE A POINT ON IT, 459 00:21:01,575 --> 00:21:03,174 BUT WE'RE ONLY HERE FOR THE GOOD PARTS. 460 00:21:03,170 --> 00:21:04,903 ANYONE WHO WANTS TO READ THE DEFEATIST PARTS 461 00:21:04,899 --> 00:21:06,831 CAN DO IT AFTER HOU RS . 462 00:21:06,826 --> 00:21:08,925 WE'RE INTERESTED IN SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE VICTORY 463 00:21:08,919 --> 00:21:10,085 IF WE DON'T TURN TAIL. 464 00:21:10,083 --> 00:21:13,448 CAN YOU HELP US WITH THAT? 465 00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:15,337 ARE YOU JOKING, SENATOR? 466 00:21:15,332 --> 00:21:17,565 I CAN MAKE AFGHANISTAN SOUND LIKE FUCKING SWITZERLAND 467 00:21:17,559 --> 00:21:19,225 IF YOU WANT. 468 00:21:19,419 --> 00:21:20,585 - LISTEN, HOW SAFE ARE WE H ERE? 469 00:21:20,582 --> 00:21:23,814 CAN I TAKE MY VEST OFF FOR A MOMENT? 470 00:21:23,805 --> 00:21:27,505 I THINK I'VE GOT A RASH OR SOMETHING. 471 00:22:12,619 --> 00:22:14,119 - SHIT! GET DOWN! 472 00:22:22,787 --> 00:22:25,587 - TAKE COVER! - DAMN IT! 473 00:22:25,810 --> 00:22:28,977 - COME ON! 474 00:22:29,027 --> 00:22:33,577 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0